writing-prompt-s:

skrillqueen:

writing-prompt-s:

toxic-sugar:

When the time comes to report the porn bots following you but they make up a quarter of your follower count

@purgethebots

Nope I’d rather remove whatever porn bots are on my follower count because I don’t want them reblogging anything I post to remove the original context of my posts and past their own links that possibly have a virus

Preach!

slayboybunny:

“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal”
“ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
“oh sorry about that sir" 

randomfanboy:

me around other gays and non-homophobic straight people: actually I think gay marriage is simply a band-aid solution and an empty gesture. Our real focus as a community ought to be homeless and depressed gay youth, especially trans youth.

me around homophobes: 

filthy-rat:

averagefairy:

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

solace-itor:

ben-c:

ben-c:

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

because your law teacher defeated the law 

darthstarkiller:

setheverman:

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?