quantumbees:

scorpiogy:

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

surprisebitch:

kolbye:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

pukicho:

bog-dweller-official:

pukicho:

boob-a-chu:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

this is a rollercoaster

square-stingray:

fangirlandfanboy69:

Dear trans people, I have a question that’s come up rather often recently. As a member of the LGBT community, I’d like to be more informed as to not accidentally assume anything hurtful.

With that being said, is defining “trans” as a third gender offensive? Let me clarify.

Say there’s a discord server, and there’s some self assignable roles. Let’s say that the gender roles for this specific server are: Female, Male, Nonbinary, and Trans (maybe with Trans Female and Trans Male exclusively, or with just Trans and you’re supposed to add the Male or Female after)

In this scenario, would you be more likely to simply choose the gender you identify with, or would you go to specify that you’re trans with the trans role? 

And if it’s a case by case basis, what do you think about this type of scenario?

trans usually isn’t a Third gender, but more like a different tree. 

see,  you have Male, female and other. 

being transgender, you transition from one of the main two to the other of the main two.  

being “other’ would include… agender, or anything from the growing list of explained genders. ( like. demi- boy/girl??)( i think, don’t quote me on this, )

– you’re friend, the trans guy

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat:

long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:

pugchacho:

itsafunnyoldlife:

strayleea:

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former.

We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So….

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While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

oh

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.