DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN
Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”
If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.
Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.
I heartily endorse this alternative answer.
I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”
#because Hades really wasn’t that bad
No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what.
ZUES’S THUNDER COCK
To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’
I really, REALLY hate having to come out and say this, but no. If you’re cis, you DON’T get an opinion on trans issues because you haven’t fucking lived through it, and while our issues have literally no impact on you whatsoever, your opinions on them will ALWAYS be valued and heard over ours by society, and are almost always also wrong and harmful to us down to an individual level and as a whole.
If a trans person tells you something is transphobic or otherwise problematic for trans people, you don’t get to contradict them. Even other trans people don’t get to contradict them, because literally the only reason we will point out that something is harmful to trans people is because it IS. If someone tells them you hurt them, you don’t get to fucking decide you didn’t.
No, we are not going to debate this. My rights as a human being, and to a basic level of respect are not up for debate because I happen to be a woman who was born with a penis. End of discussion.
Witchcraft finds the disgraced, the beaten, the neglected, the hurt, the lonely, the tormented, the abused, the sorrowful, the scarred, the mutilated, the abandoned, the oppressed and gives them a new home.
I’ve never met a witch in real life without their fair share of trauma.
Witchcraft gives back our lives. It gives back what other people have taken from us, and makes us whole again.
I’m thankful that it found me.
this is very true. I am glad that It found me as well.
Image description: the transgender pride flag with the phrase “this blog supports trans witches and pagans” written over it in black text. Beneath the text is a clip art witch hat made with the trans flag colors.
Thank you to my friend who posted this, you the best @hendratds
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