frogmp3:

frogmp3:

i hope people realize that when i wear my shirt a unbuttoned a little too low it’s not a “i want people to see my cleavage” thing because it’s not that and i don’t even unbutton it low enough for that but it’s me channeling Jeff Goldbum as Dr. Ian Malcolm

this is today’s mood

mishasminions:

“When I was 6, my family had almost no money.
My parents had both lost their jobs, and they had separated from one
another. My mom was not yet getting any government assistance and we
barely had cash for staple groceries. At that point, we were poor enough
that my brother and I were probably not going to get much in the way of
Christmas presents. And then, a mother of a boy in my first grade class
somehow noticed our need and gave my mother $100 to buy gifts for us.
She wasn’t a mom who had a lot of money herself, but it was a very
generous gift and made a huge impact on us. Not only did we get some
material delights that Christmas, but I’m still talking about this
gesture more than three decades later. I’m still moved by the kindness
of a woman whose name I can’t remember. And more than that, when I was
working on founding Random Acts and thinking about what I wanted its
mission to be, I couldn’t stop thinking about this small act and how it
had stayed with me. I couldn’t shake the feeling that small acts of
kindness can have a huge and lasting impact. So here I find myself: A well-to-do grownup with two little kids, having
to be gently reminded to stop and notice those struggling around me.” -Misha Collins

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES. MINE WEARS A MAID UNIFORM WHEN HE RUNS FOR KINDNESS.

phsfg:

interstellarvagabond:

jomjjeoro:

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

Can I also have a designated “funny post explainer” on all my text posts, I’m a pretty funny pal