I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you
thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff
thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher
blocking the street with a DIY railway
blind man driving
AND as a snail on a speedway
the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does
(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”
i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory
I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me
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Am I the only one with having a nightmare related to trauma, in the dream as they try to escape from that person they successfully fight back? You kick, yell, scream at them and attack, spit curses and you feel like a goddamn hero! Like you finally get away and you feel so fucking happy that you wake up almost crying because of one, the fear of it all and two the success? Then the sucky side effects of being hypervigilant the rest of the day, scared as all Hell but still you can’t get over that euphoric feeling and you pray every day that it happens? Or am I just that strange person? I think I might be strange.
I’m unsure if I count as a child abuse victim…I’m told it’s not even abuse by my family, eh therapist says otherwise. Still can’t wait to show them who I am in the RCAF when I’m older! I’ll be flying the big birds soon! Only three more years!
I’ve had dreams of standing up to my own abuser, too. I never really got a real chance to call him out due to my position in the custody fight. I’m more than glad that he’s been staying out of my life, but sometimes I imagine just what I would say to him of I ever saw him again. None of those words are nice.
So no, you’re not the only one who has dreams like that.
I have a lot of teenage friends/mutuals who are “mature” and cool and whatever, but the bottom line is, unless you’re helping them with gender, sexual orientation, mental illness, abuse, etc. you shouldn’t be having conversations with a minor that you wouldn’t have in front of their parents.
The internet is weird. Some of my favourite artists on here are, like, sixteen. Teenagers are talented! They’re funny! They’re cool! They’re people.
But they’re also kids, and you have to respect and understand that, because ultimately, any friendship you have with a minor is also a responsibility, and if the fact that y’all both like the same cartoons is enough to make you “forget” that, or enough to make you “overlook” that, it isn’t a responsibility you’re ready for.
The only reason you should ever be in a kid’s life as an adult is because you’re prepared to be the kind of adult you needed at their age. That’s it.
If the relationship gets more intimate than “older sibling”, you’re being gross. If you’re saying anything to them that could be taken as a sexual advance or as emotional abuse “out of context”, you’re objectively being gross! If you’re relying on a kid to be your best friend in the same way a fellow adult would, your probably being, you guessed it, super gross. Full stop.
I don’t want any of my younger mutuals to see this and feel like I don’t respect you or care about you or like you, by the way. It’s the exact opposite! I think you’re great, and I want you to be healthy and happy, and part of that is establishing boundaries and understanding how we’re different, even if we have a lot in common that makes us great friends! That’s a great thing to do in any friendship.
I think it’s worth noting that beyond the obvious don’t flirt with kids online if you are an adult, it’s also important not to unload your adult problems on them. When my sister was a kid, she was friends with a 30-something year old woman online. She’d always complain to my sister about her financial problems, depression, and suicidal ideation. Since the woman was direct messaging her on AIM, my sister felt under a lot of pressure to fix things for her and help her. My parents were horrified when they found out, and almost banned the internet.
I don’t doubt that the woman talking to my sister had completely unmalicious intentions, and that she did genuinely need (and deserve!) help. I don’t think that there’s anything wrong with adult bloggers posting about their problems on their own blog. However, if they start specifically messaging a minor on this site about their problems, that’s forcing the minor into a role that they really shouldn’t be expected to perform. That kind of stuff needs to be saved for peers or professionals.
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