My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”
I’m sorry?
That’s a challenge.
Oreos aquired.
I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first
But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package
She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies
And find a new hiding spot
Hehehe
They up there
Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available
Now to hide them right under her nose
She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face
Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing
Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on
I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos
Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years
🙂
Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here
You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!
Then a devious idea struck me…
I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…
And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall
If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart
This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for
You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment
Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left
Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there
Oh, guess I should put this back up
Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.
But then I looked again. They dooooo
Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y’all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop
Alright, I got many many messages about the recent bot epidemic.
The bots are back. But it’s 10x worse. Right now, they only reblog posts with a link. They don’t post photos or use tags, so it’s harder to find them (at least for me). I think we should skip stage 3 & 4 all together. We operate within Tumblr’s framework and it’s kinda limited. So I suggest this:
We report the domains to the businesses hosting them.
I am super tired but I recall that almost all hosts have a clause mentioning you can’t use their service for spam or fraudulent websites.
Take this website for instance: lnjdn.freedating.mobi
My suggestion is that we collect URLs and find out who the web host is, and that we then send an email to the hosting provider with prove they are violating their terms so they take the website down.
There are a shitload of bots promoting only a handful of websites, so this should be more effective.
What do you think?
The bots are changing how they reblog now. They are moving away from reblogging with links and are using less conspicuous phrases. You can still tell they are bots, though because of what they say in the reblog. Below are some examples of what they are using now.
I think 2018 should be the year we purify MLP of it’s “cringe brony” status and just take it back for what it is: a pretty good kids show with great characters that anyone can enjoy
I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business that girls had to keep their gross cooties off.
Also when did the Beatles start to be remembered as rock legends rather than a silly boy band teenaged girls liked?
When men decided they liked them.
this is seriously exactly how it happened. Women were actually the first rock and roll ‘critics’ because they would write in to women’s papers and magazines to share and discuss what their kids were listening to when men still thought it was trashy teeny bopper music. once it became a lucrative, mainstream genre men shoved women out of the space. Men also tend to be gatekeepers once they move into formerly female spaces – early trek fandom was incredibly open and inclusive; women would set up fan get togethers in their own houses to discuss the show or invite the actors to visit before conventions became a thing, and then were huge in organizing the first conventions – but now the stereotype of a trekkie is a nerdy white dude who scoffs derisively at casual fans and newbies with his encyclopedic and pedantic knowledge of trek
I propose we call this “mentrification”
YES
MENTRIFICATION that’s genius
by the way every single man i’ve ever explained this to is completely boggled to hear about it. they genuinely don’t fucking know. they’re always like ‘okay name a field this happened in’ and you’re like ‘beer. writing novels. gynecology. computers.’ and they’re completely fucking distraught. men didn’t invent beer???? men didn’t invent everything?
@dduane is well-known for not keeping her gross cooties off Star Trek, and in fact writing it in more forms than anyone else (novel,
computer game,
comic,
short story, manga,
audio adaptation script,
live-action TV, – AFAIK the only forms missing are feature film, animation and RPG supplement).
She also knows about brewing beer – in our case it’s seriously fizzy, seriously spicy, seriously strong (+8-9%) ginger beer – (more here, yes indeed!)
When the women and beer connection came up while we were chatting to the manager in The Porterhouse brewpub in Dublin
a few years ago
she put him right off balance.
He’d heard of alewives etc., but it was her comment “oh, women know all about yeast, don’t we just,” that did it…
im starting a project y’all! its called reasons to love miraculous ladybug and i want to see how many people i can get to participate!
basically, what i want to do is make a video where everyone says why they love miraculous ladybug.
joining is really easy!
all you have to do is film two videos. one is a couple seconds long of you saying why you love miraculous, and the second is just you saying “i love miraculous ladybug!”
send me or post the video under the tag #reasons to love ml
I forgot the word “Mochi” so I turned to my best friend for help because 1. She’s Korean and was raised in Asia and 2. She knows how shitty my brain is at braining and is used to helping me find words. But I guess blurting out “Asian rice lump?” with absolutely no context wasn’t the best idea because she immediately responded with “the fUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?”
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