its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today…
i’m so very sorry

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

My masterpiece… is complete.

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

elodieunderglass:

abakkus:

beelzibubbles:

stevedusa:

gestopft:

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

Someone even transcribed it!

jesus god someone transcribed this i can’t believe it

(for those of u who are new to my house: my cousin is the one playing the chair)

Transcript for the hearing impaired:

TOOT scoot scoot TOOT scoot scoot

I love this so much

Does she fancy me?

hedgehogsinsparklypjs:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

silverspectrumm:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

Update: she fancies me

Update: She’s my girlfriend

Update: We live together

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

Update, we’re engaged

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

That awkward moment when you’re playing modded Minecraft and you look to see what time it is and you realize that you literally just stayed up all night and ruined all chances of getting yourself on a decent sleep schedule

oneshortdamnfuse:

emotionalempowerer:

Regardless of the numbers on your paycheck or in your bank account, nobody is less than you.

Also most people in NYC are working more than 1 job. I know people living out shelters working 2 jobs.

So the fact that people are working 2 jobs and living in shelters shows that having a job or jobs doesn’t prevent homelessness. So there should still be no superiority complex in these employees.

This didn’t happen in New York City

plum-soup:

scotchtapeofficial:

fruitsoftheweb:

“Dam Safety in an Earthquake“

dams if we built them to party

gay dam

deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass:

flowersandcosmos:

Not my normal post, but please spread this around!! I live fairly close to the fires and I know that is bad and how frightened they are! I lost my house in a fire once and the experience was traumatic. So if you, or someone you know lives in the area of the Paradise, or Malibu fires, please do this or share it if you don’t!

@youhaveaguineapigwhere

distorted–mermaids:

Say it with me kids:

A 👏BISEXUAL 👏 PERSON 👏 SHOULD 👏 NOT 👏 HAVE 👏 TO 👏 PRESENT 👏 THEIR 👏ROMANTIC 👏HISTORY 👏TO 👏PROVE 👏TO 👏YOU👏 THEY 👏ARE 👏BISEXUAL

just-shower-thoughts:

Stan Lee’s funeral is going to be a reverse cameo where all the superheroes appear in the background of his story

What should I name my new car

kirorokat1132:

dank-schnitzel-boy:

cometstar12:

cakeandchocolatemilk:

amaranthtalmage:

thefranticphantasm:

therandomguyposting:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

carma

You know I’m getting very “exhausted” with these puns

They don’t have much “drive” behind them.

There’s not enough “vroom” on this site for the lot of you smart-asses.

I’m getting “tired” of you guys

For some people making puns is “auto”matic

I’m “wheel”y sick of this guys

Let’s just shift gears, then.