why-yes-i-am-lucifer:

sueanoi-the-vet:

sueanoi:

churchyardgrim:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

just-shower-thoughts:

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE
DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

There is a nerve that start from your brain, runs down your neck, pass through your aortic arch (your biggest artery that shoot out from your heart), makes a U-turn around it, goes back up your neck, to supply sensation to your larynx (Adam’s apple). 

Yes, I’m talking about recurrent laryngeal nerve. 
   

This Ridiculous Detour appears in every vertebrate. In fish, it would be a direct path from brain to heart then to gills. but in a giraffe, well….

It takes 15 foot detour.

I feel the need to address this tag.
#at least we’re not horses

Horses are notorious for
Recurrent laryngeal neuropathy (RLN), which is a disease of the recurrent laryngeal nerves. That causes the horse to suffocate because the nerve is too fucking long. Yes, the longer the nerve (bigger horse) that more often it happens. (Although exact cause is unknown for now. but it happens more often in bigger horse.) 

Horses are Health Disaster Bomb from head to toe. Horses have this weird air-filled space in the ear (guttural pouch) that no other animal has (except may be rhinoceros) that are like a time bomb in which if it inflames, it kinda explode inside its head and the horse can die from this. Horses only have 4 toes (one for each foot). If a toe is hurt then the other 3 will start to hurt too from weight bearing. If a horse can’t stand up, the gut will start to fail and the horse will die. If the horse eats too much starch, the gut will also fail and the horse will die. sometimes of the horse has a stomach ache the toe will also hurt and the horse will die. if the horse ate something bad and has to vomit…..well horses can’t vomit so it will just die. if the horse roll on the ground the wrong way, its intestines can twist and the horse will die. horses are always trying to die. equine vets are like miracle workers.

also, how can I forget that horses start to bleed in the lungs if they run too fast. which…running fast….is what horses are supposed to do?

Jesus christ

Intelligent design my ass

tandembicycles:

greedtheavariciouslygay:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no

just-shower-thoughts:

There have probably been millions of people with extraordinary intelligence or talent throughout human history who never had the chance to contribute to society. If all these people had been given the resources to succeed, we would probably have been much more advanced as a civilisation by now