just-shower-thoughts:

If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time…

How the fuck am I going to find someone who shares my late night research bouts of randomness like I shit you not I looked up and did research to find out if milk and human blood would mix evenly who in their right mind would match with me

square-stingray:

this show is so extra i can’t even

This same premise can be applied to Supernatural if you think about it

square-stingray:

paxavoidance:

smashedpolitics:

wightlight:

imnotasweetie:

jean-bo-peep:

iwatobigreg:

c1efairy:

shouttogether:

hotfriend:

public high school things
•naruto kids
•kids punching windows
•kahoot
•"miss…..miss……c’mon"
•leaks coming from everywhere
•screams from every direction

•jeopardy review games
•chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape
•people fighting for no reason
•couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again
•those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason?
•only going to the homecoming game
•being embarrassed by the student art in the hall
•that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name
•hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

– People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway
– That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what
– ‘Gay table’
– Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway
– “—– Please take off your hood/hat.”
– The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
– We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention
– Mysterious ceiling stains
– Smoke coming out of the bathroom
-People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

• those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers
• the secretary who is Tired
• finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)
• singing songs u learned in middle school language classes
• the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit

have u ever seen something so american like… wtf

This all sounds so fucking weird…

Yo American students need a pass to go to toilet? or what? the corridor police will catch you? XD 

they call the police to shoot you and your dog

guys, guys in college, i had my first class, and someone had to use the bathroom. so as usually, they raised their hands. the professor responded. 

“ why are you doing that? just go. “

like wtf. life changing moment. 

High school is so weird over here in the States

just-shower-thoughts:

Telling a depressed person to cheer up is like telling someone with asthma to breathe normally.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

memereposts:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

What the fuck is happening

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

just-shower-thoughts:

Human life is only more valuable than animals because we decided it is. If the planet had a mind it would consider the most destructive species least valuable

razztazticffn:

thelastvaultdweller:

scottstilesliam:

I think as a culture we have all forgotten that fandom is supposed to be fun.

It’s not that serious.

It was never supposed to be that serious.

Especially since most of the drama and hurt revolves around shipping.

All of the ships are fictional. Being canon doesn’t actually negate the fact that the ship isn’t real. 

No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly. 

It’s not that serious.

“No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly.”

I’ve had the misfortune of encountering some people who really, really, really need this drilling into their skulls.

“No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly.”