justsomeantifas:

socialistexan:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

me: lmao donald trump can’t even get half the US population to support him

donald trump junior: look see my dads polled 50% in approval right now. this is all official. you don’t know what you’re talking about

two seconds later:

the funniest part is that even in a doctored infographic made by donald trump jr. he knew he would suspend reality too much if he went over a 50% approval

which is to say even in the trumps fantasy land they aren’t liked by the majority.

He couldn’t even do a good job photoshopping it, you can see the 41% because he made the cover shape on it partially transparent.

incredible.

salty-geralty:

heedra:

so many modern vampire stories avoid giving them the power to turn into bats, probably out of the fear that it is too silly and uncool but this is cowardice, the best thing about vampires is they are stupid as shit, and any vampire media should embrace that

excuse me but