motorcyclegrrl:

elitigre:

frender:

deadfoxforcutie:

trashgender-neurotica:

blueeyeddl:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

trashgender-neurotica:

When you’re an adult man and you try to troll a little girl but instead she drags you straight to hell.

(source)

“I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.”

White people in a nutshell.

Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma’am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way…..

He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop.

This is a good way to handle that.

why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!”

it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot

I love her.

orciny:

madxstitcher:

shinypurplebuttons:

endoshan:

gstringofsuburbia:

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

This is missing the best part – when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

There’s a reason Green Day was my favourite band in high school, and Billie Joe Armstrong is it.

Always reblog bisexual chaotic goods

comesitbymyfire:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ree-duh:

blurryfaceinspace:

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

it’s this legendary horror post

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

myrddraaleatsyellowsnow:

jumpingjacktrash:

neminine:

iwishicouldtalkgood:

dangerously-human:

identityconstellations:

identityconstellations:

“And remember: the sky is the limit! You can be anything you want to be!”

“Thank you. I want to be a secretary.”

That stopped them short. “What?”

“A secretary,” she repeated.

“But…” they trailed off, dumbfounded. “Why? You could be a CEO, a scientist, a law–”

“I don’t want to be a CEO,” she said. “I want to be a secretary.”

They scoffed. “You want to answer phones all day?”

She smiled. “Yes.”

“Schedule appointments?”

“I like organizing.”

“Be a second banana?”

An affirmative nod. “I’m skilled at helping.”

“I just don’t understand,” they said. “HOW could you be okay with all of this?!”

“I enjoy the work.”

“BUT YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE!”

“I know.”

“Then WHY?!”

She shrugged.

“Because I want to be a secretary.”

Honestly though, this is very similar to my mom’s experience. She’s always been super bright, but has realized as she’s gotten older that intellectual pursuits just aren’t her jam. She dropped out of her PhD program to have kids, and although she has her master’s and was a pretty good school psychologist, she hated having to make huge decisions. She’s a church secretary now and loves it, and she’s GOOD at it; she’s letting her school psych certification permanently expire this year with zero regrets. If you can be anything you want, that includes the things we don’t tend to value as highly as a society. Not everybody is built for or wants the “respectable” careers.

My grandma did this to me, saying that i didn’t want to get stuck on the outside, making coffee and filing papers. The thing is, that’s exactly what I’ve always enjoyed the most, making and organizing things. That would be enough for me.

Nobody seems to realize that if you tell people they can be anything they want to be they will. And not everyone WANTS to be doctors or lawyers or CEOs or scientists. Sometimes, they just want to be a secretary.

it took me a LOT of therapy before i was able to shrug off the effects of the Gifted Child Upbringing enough to realize that what i really wanted to be was a house husband and Local Queerdad who writes novels sometimes. god, i’m so much happier now.

ain’t nothing wrong with an ordinary life. don’t let anybody tell you you have to be the top dog to be worth anything.

about a year ago my dad told me “you canbe whatever you want, and I won’t be dissapointed if you don’t change the world” which made me feel so much better. I want to change the world, but in small ways.

geekandmisandry:

mirthandir:

sweetgrumdrop:

the-paper-dragon:

I am a dude with a boyfriend.

We’re both Asian.

We went on a bus and sat in front of two girls.

I kissed behind his ear (and then he punched me in the arm, he’s shy in public) and I heard one of them whisper to the other something along the lines of “We get to see close up yaoi on here!”.

(Neither of us are even Japanese)

I was kinda offended, so I took my boyfriend by the hand and left.

It made us feel very uncomfortable.

I just want to say:

Our love and relationship isn’t for your entertainment.

Nor is it here for you to fetishize and sexualize.

Please just keep your “yaoi xDD” to just fiction, and please do not call us “yaoi”.

Many dismiss this as not a problem, which I find rude as they have never experienced this so they don’t really have much to say against this.

Thank you for reading.

– Submitted by Anonymous

* ^^^ Sorry to hear that anon D: that’s pretty terrible.

Really? I guess being accepted is just as bad as being hated. I bet of the girls had hissed in disgust he’d be sobbing and ranting about acceptance.

Having straight people only see you as fap material isn’t acceptance you fucking homophobic walnut

Oh. I see.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

cup-a-fear:

bunjywunjy:

…I mean, if I was an elephant, that’s exactly what I would do.

“Come on lads it’s time to fucking uuuhhh step on some things”

This is actually a mixed family group! I believe this video was taken at the Zoological Society of London: Whipsnade Zoo. Their Asian elephant herd has a single adult bull, who is not in this gif, and one of the calves is this video is his son. All of the other elephants pictured are female – yes, even the large one in the middle with what looks like tusks!

Her name is Mya, and what you’re seeing are called “tushes.” They’re small, pulp-less tusks that some female Asian elephants develop – unlike the majestic tusks carried by their male counterparts, tushes rarely grow more than a few inches past the edge of the elephant’s lip.

This is an Important Elephant Ceremony to mark the start of halloween 😀

“GOTTA SMOOSH”

“SMOOSHING THEM RELEASES THE HALLOWEEN”

autasticanna:

princen-jasper:

“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

Honestly “the world is cruel get over it” is pretty easily translated to “I’m a complete asshole who doesn’t want to be held responsible for my sh*tty behavior”