tammycat:

god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post i’m typing right now i don’t believe i’ve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.

feministism:

argumate:

aisandetsarepeopletoo:

Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That’s cool pretty cool!

“not quite as cool as we thought!” scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest

Is this how Planet of the Apes begins?

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fantheoriesandfoodporn:

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

• Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
• Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
• Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
• Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
• Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
• Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

maiarobeets:

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

kitchenwitchupinthisbitch:

swordlesbianism:

grednforgesgirl:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

The verb form of Molly’s mollusks

naughtyminccinoboy:

forgetfullgaycliche:

totallycorrectskyrimquotes:

skyrim-hates-her:

partyatsanguines:

skyrim-hates-her:

partyatsanguines:

how do people play skyrim and like……. NOT interpret Brynjolf as being head over heels for the dragonborn?

bryn and hadvar are both really obviously in love with the player and it’s BULLSHIT that we can’t marry them.

like c’mon bryn even went out looking for us when we didn’t come home.

I mean like…..Bryn was so desperate to bring you into the guild even if you HORRIBLY mess up the stealing and reverse pickpocketing of the ring,,,., like bruh,, he’s utterly BLINDED by love at first sight for the dragonborn and it’s so OBVIOUS

it’s so obvious indeed, he literally says “this one’s different” like bruh is that ain’t the most cliché love line ever????????

Bryn: This one’s different.

Dovahkiin: I’m sorry, what?

Brynjolf: I see potential in them.

Mercer: He got caught with the ribg and then murdered half of the city guard

Brynjolf: P O T E N T I A L

Bryn: You don’t have all the facts!

Mercer: Which are?

Bryn: I love them