stephendann:

words4bloghere:

tealdeertamer:

iconuk01:

srsfunny:

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language. They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

Wolves: better than American companies.

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iopele:

dirtyrobotfricker:

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theveganpalsy:

peaceheather:

writing-while-female:

Thing only women writers hear, What Women of Colour Writers Hear & What Disabled Writers Hear

oh my god

As a woc and a pwd ohh I felt that ✌

killerokats:

itsagifnotagif:

mother nature keeping up with memes

That’s Thor

deflectionsinthemirror:

jungwildeandfree:

micdotcom:

razielangelofsecrets:

micdotcom:

Judge Wolf is making headlines again for all the right reasons (x)

Isn’t this the same woman who refused to prosecute someone because the jail guards had refused to give her a full set of clothes?

It sure is!

Justice Wolf.

If only we could get her on the Supreme Court

square-stingray:

THANK YOU FOR 90 Followers!!!

Every one of you made this happen!!’

darthtella:

johannesviii:

lyricwritesprose:

scriptscribbles:

johannesviii:

tardis-scooter:

I’m willing to bet that if anyone could possibly mellow out a Dalek, it might be Bob Ross.

“Whatever makes you happy, you paint it in your world.”

“EX…EXPLAIN”

The Dalek would likely paint corpses. Or exploding planets. By using its plunger.

“A HAP-PY LIT-TLE EX-PLOOOO-SION!”

@tardis-scooter I’ve made some fanart based on our original discussion

AND NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DE-CIS-ION! WHICH ONE OF THESE HAP-PY LIT-TLE TREES DO YOU EX-TER-MIN-ATE?!?

hidinghalfofmyself:

The last one is the equivalent of:

SAME ENERGY

scrap-patch:

meridiangrimm:

meridiangrimm:

meridiangrimm:

meridiangrimm:

I want to read a story about a wizard whose only spell is “fix this”, but the specially-crafted magic takes their intent into account. "Fix this" can mean repairing the wheel on the adventurers’ cart or healing a broken arm or “fixing” a lock so that it’s in what the wizard considers the “correct” (unlocked) position. Imagine the other mages getting increasingly frustrated as the wizard stubbornly refuses to learn any other spells.

Wizard: *points at a canyon* Fix this

Other casters: That’s not really how spells –

Wizard: Oh look, one of our blankets is now a magic carpet. Guess we don’t need a bridge.

Casters: How –

Wizard: *points at logs that won’t catch fire* Fix this

Other casters: There’s been too much rain, it won’t –

Wizard: I fixed it so that it’s in the same state it was yesterday. Someone here knows how to start a fire, right?

Casters: What –

Wizard: *points at charging dragon*: Fix this

Other casters: THAT’S NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS YOU IDIOT WE’RE GOING TO DIE

Dragon: *coughs* Did you just… cure my intestinal problems? I’ve been trying to stop breathing fire for weeks, but it just kept spilling out, and every time I tried to ask for help, I burned everything down. I won’t forget this kindness.

Casters: *ripping their hair out* H O W

I’m dying 😂👌

democraticparrotlet:

todaysbird:

just so everyone knows: birds are not “closely related” to dinosaurs. the scientific consensus is that birds ARE modern day dinosaurs.

Guys, just imagine.

Birds ARE modern day dinosaurs.

Can you imagine, a beast like the tyrannosaurus rex, or something as vicious as a raptor, could have possibly had the same personalilties as our parrots?

Like, a raptor bouncing to the beat of “if your happy and you know it clap your hands!” and smashes its face on the ground for the clap-clap part, or a fucking a deinonychus knocking shit over for fucking fun, or literally just dramatically stomping the ground?