the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind
Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.
Humans: oh my god this burns so good
Peppers: wut
poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER
humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what
also I made an instagram it’s pretty barren right now but I plan on posting more
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU’RE GUSHING OVER A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND YOU SUDDENLY START LOOKING BACK AT ALL THE OTHER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS YOU LIKE AND YOU SUDDENLY REALIZE WHAT YOUR FUCKING TYPE IS EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE NEVER ACTUALLY DATED ANYONE AND NOW YOU’RE SCREAMING
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Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.
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I’m on mobile so the pics won’t load but i know this has to be terry crews/jeffords
by the way the funniest thing ive read all week is this post on reddit i think where somebody asked for the pros and cons of different stem majors and so this one girl responded and she said she was a software engineer i believe and then she said “ok pro #1. i never have to wait in line for the bathroom ever again. there are more female restrooms in this building than there are women”
pro #2: growing up i was surrounded by so many saras. just. saras everywhere. which sara do you want? but now, as a software engineer, I am the only sara. the eleven marks weep in jealousy.
the marks smdjdjdjdjd YEAH when i took my first compsci class the lab section had twice as many nicks than there were women
someone was complaining to me about how there are too many ryans on the team, and i said “you wanna know how to fix that? hire more women” and the only other woman sitting nearby spat out her coffee
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