nuestrasciudades:

seriouslyfuckallofyou:

gay-irl:

gay🇦🇺irl

Gen z I love you

This sounds like the plot of an episode of Ja’Mie Private School Girl.

glumshoe:

theevenprime:

glumshoe:

greatrazinsofthesunne:

glumshoe:

Wheat fields are more mystical than fields of other crops. You are 7,000 times more likely to meet an old god or see a portent of doom in a wheat field than in a field of like… soybeans.

For your consideration: cornfields

Cornfields are less mystical than wheat fields but more mystical than soybean fields. Two-bit monsters congregate in corn fields to eat people, but their power is nothing compared to the things that manifest in wheat fields.

Their power may be lesser, but country monsters make do.

Oh god. I hope you are eaten by a corn demon.

weredragon666:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

voltronwiki:

reblog if u would pet him

I will pet this Good Spooky Boy

Always gotta pet da pittie.

mikrokosmos:

kaijuno:

bitsow:

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

Reblog if you want to be annihilated by the physics-defying supersonic Beethovenian explosion

ginger-ale-official:

jennyloggins:

ginger-ale-official:

zsnes:

cutietip: wrap your fingers around something before grabbing it. this way it cant slip out of your hand.

Reblogging because I use this tip every time I pick up a ginger ale

proof!!!

hey this addition to my post . this addition to my post it’s pretty grea. not gonna lie. love the bits with the ginger ale. pleaase though . quick question?

nadaboodraws:

A witch ladybug

australet789:

It’s okay if you can’t catch a breath
You can take the oxygen straight out of my own chest

boys-noize:

qlj:

lazuroleplaypersonal:

I hate this post with every fiber of my being.

Только такие трусы, как вы, боятся того, чего не понимаете.

?????

Warm Hearted Asks

in-love-suggestions:

Weather – What do you love most?

Dove – How do you express love?

Friendship Bracelet – What does friendship mean to you?

Loveseat- Describe your ideal house

Record Player – Love songs or breakup songs?

Stargaze – Celebrity crush?

Planter – Do you have a green thumb?

Linen – Do you prefer being friends with someone before starting a romantic relationship with them or starting straight into love?

Hot Cocoa – Three things you love about yourself?

Valentine – Do you like pda?

Succulent – What are you looking forward to?

Bath bomb – What is the best form of self care?

Roadtrip – Where is the farthest you’ve been from home?

Brown Sugar – What is making your heart warm today?

Pearls – Do you want to get married?

Seaside – Ideal date?

Luna Moth – City or country?

Velvet – What is your style?

Cupcake – Are you in love?

Romcom – Is your story a comedy or tragedy?

Sunset – Ask anything you want!

punkrorschach:

wodneswynn:

helendamnationx:

thespiralpath:

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names