good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose
i like how
1. that first lion who i believe is an adolescent male, gets the shit scared out of him when the mongoose initially screams
2. his moms immediately look around at the scream
3. one of his moms comes running over to see if he is ok bc hes startled
4. when she gets to him he leans on her for comfort
5. he kinda almost gets inbetween her and the mongoose like âno mom itâs angry donât get near it!!â and shes like âlet me handle this >:(â
6. shes just as confused by the mongoose as her son is
7. the mongoose screams at her upside-down for a second before it turns around
8. as lion mom #1 starts to get chased off by the mongoose, lion mom #2 starts walking over in the bg like âgoddamnit wtf is going onâ
9. this fucking mongoose is SO ANGRY that it doesnât care that, at multiple points in the video, it is surrounded by animals more than twice its size that could easily kill it with a hard enough paw swipe
This mongoose is 100% unfuckwittable and I am so here for it.
I thought this was going to say, like, âgood morning everyone, have an absolutely amazing day!â But it was a furious mongoose now Iâm going to use that as a greeting.
Hey friend! Nice to see you! Hope you have a furious mongoose!â
A: How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?
B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?
C: What character do you identify with most?
D: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with [insert fic]?
E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?
F: Care to share a favorite hurt/comfort fic?
G: Care to share a favorite crack fic?
H: How would you describe your style?
I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?
J: Write or describe an alternative ending to [insert fic].
K: Whatâs the angstiest idea youâve ever come up with?
L: Whatâs the weirdest AU youâve ever come up with?
M: Got any premises on the back burner that youâd care to share?
N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?
O: How do you begin a storyâwith the plot, or the characters?
P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an âarchitectâ or a âgardenerâ? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)
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S: Any fandom tropes you canât resist?
T: Any fandom tropes you canât stand?
U: A pairing you might like to write for, but havenât tried yet.
V: A secondary (or underrated) character you want to see more of in fic?
W: Do you like more general prompts, or more specific ones?
X: A character you enjoy making suffer.
Y: A character you want to protect.
Z: Major character deathâdo you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you canât tolerate?
its so crazy that some people dont like their brown eyesâŚ.. u puppy eyed bitchâŚ. u better appreciate themâŚ.. golden hazel in the sunâŚ.. dark void ass eyesâŚ.. brown eyes lookin like the soil after the morning rainâŚâŚ i lov u all u beautiful people⌠brown eyes r everything
Oh good lord Chaos someone actually asked me a question
Okay, here goes:
1: I love my hair, itâs my crown and cape and I will take care of it for as long as I can. (Itâs down almost to my knees)
2: My ability to come up with things on the fly are astounding. The amount of backstories I made up in like five minutes while out doing errands outnumber the amount of backstories Iâve fleshed out over a long period of time.
3: My kindness will either get me places or will get me killed one day, but for now I do like that fact that Iâm not an asshole. Being a kind person is actually really nice. People should try it some time.
Hot cocoa sounds really good really good right now I think Iâll make some tomorrow after I wake up because Iâm answering this at 1:30 in the morning
Itâs at times like this where I want to test my (nonexistent) faith in humanity by posting my address and what kind of pizza I want and waiting to see if someone either orders me a pizza or comes to kill me and right now I donât care which one I get